I’ve been doing some extensive research here at The Morning Laboratory recently (I sat at a bar for about 20 minutes and hammered down a drink) and have come to a very profound conclusion: All girls love skee ball.
And other dumb things.
Category: Dating
I Heart Nothing: A Special Valentine’s Tribute
Valentine’s Day, blech.
I mean I could basically leave it at that, right?
I’m sure it’s no shock to anyone that this girl’s cold, dead heart does not warm in the slightest to the idea of an entire fucking day dedicated to love and romance and doing unnecessary shit for people in your life when all you really want to do is look at the internet and drink a glass of stainless steel chard in your pajamas.
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Several Reasons Why Not to Date Your Neighbors
This may seem like an easy one to figure out and to avoid. You’d be surprised, though, how often it happens. To me.
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