I’ve been sick off and on for the past couple weeks with some sort of gross, mouth-breathing cold-like virus so while I whine about it, it seemed a good time to put things in perspective and be glad I don’t have E.coli…..Again.
No really, it’s true. I had E.coli. And if I could go back in time I’d ask Chef Poopyfingers to please wash his fucking hands after itching his sweaty shit covered balls. But I can’t.